Weird eBay Listings

EBay and Amazon are arguably the largest virtual markets in the world and you can get yourself practically anything that you need from there. However there is a lot of stuff available that you may certainly never need. Read on to take a look at some of the really bizarre things that come up on eBay from time to time. I found some of them on a blog that I read regularly,

Michael Jackson briefs on eBayI don’t know whether it is a celebrity fixation gone out of control or just a twisted desire of the perverted mind that wants to buy Michael Jackson’s soiled underwear, but a pair of MJ’s underpants are to be sold on eBay and the reserve price set is, get this, ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Why this is twisted or perverted is not because this is the used underwear of a pop star but because the size 28 Calvin Klein tighty-whities, are the same ones that were confiscated in 2003 by the Santa Barabara DA. This was done when they needed a DNA sample of Jackson’s to use as evidence in the child molestation case against him. If you have one million plus dollars, this item will be sent to you duly sealed with police tape. Oh and if you are interested, there is also up for grabs the handwritten annulment from ex wife Lisa Marie Presley and a used tube of skin bleaching cream. Ugh!

Then here is another bizarre one: In a unique revenge bid, a wife whose husband cheated on her, made a listing for sale, a picture of lacy black panties and an empty condom wrapper “Size small”. Apparently she found these in her bed, where her adulterous husband slept with another woman. The listing bears this title “Empty condom packet & a photo of ‘The Tart’s’ knickers,” and this description: “They are so huge I thought they may make someone a nice shawl or, even better, something for Halloween perhaps.” Gosh! Now you know what he meant when the good bard said Hell hath no fury like a Woman Scorned! And just FYI it got more than 60 bids!

Skull in bowling ballIf you like weird eBay listings, go here to see the blog devoted to all things weird and bizarre on eBay, such as a two headed cow, human teeth, skull in a bowling ball, antique glass eyes, human souls, a smiling flower, a slice of toast that has a silhouette of a yeti, a potato chip with a cross in it, a mummified fairy; the list goes on….

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6 Responses to “Weird eBay Listings”

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  2. There are really people buying this stuff


  3. It seems like there is somethng for everyone on eBay.


  4. I find it entertaining what people sell on ebay, but even funnier what people buy 😀


  5. I am a total eBay addict, I fully admit it. It seems as if every time I get a compliment on something, the first words out of my mouth are, “Thank you. I got it on eBay!” Yes, there is plenty of weirdness, and some of it I question as being true or not. But it’s fun, regardless!

    If you’ve never seen Weird Al’s “eBay Song,” here’s the link. I’m often singing it around my house. Heh.


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