Totally Wacky Gift Ideas
A close friend is celebrating his birthday soon, and he’s a real wise guy where gifts are concerned. He once gave me an ashtray in the shape of a toilet bowl, and I don’t even smoke! Like I said, wise-guy, so I thought why not pay him back in his own coin now that it’s his birthday. I wanted to give him something so unusual as to be bizarre. Are there a lot of strange gift ideas on the net? You bet there are! Take a look at some of these:
This is the Hillary Nutcracker (this one cracked me up, pun unintended), which is the Primary Special if you please! You place the walnut or whatever other nut between her legs to crack it open! I wonder if the Senator is planning to sue. You can get this one for $12.95 Oh! And there are some Hillary nuts to go with that; but hang on a sec, shouldn’t that be Clinton nuts? And don’t miss this Hillary chew toy for your pet. And here’s an Obama one: Obama air freshner for $2.99. This site has other nice politically inspired items.
This site has so much craziness, I was completely distracted, because some of the stuff is really hilarious. How about this joke doormat that says ‘Nice Underwear’. I think its 
steep for $14.95, but just wanted to mention it. Then here’s an instant beer belly and beer for the game at the same time: this item can help you save money at the game by letting you carry your own beer! Sheer ingeniousness! For $34.95 you can carry more than a six pack to the game. This is just the thing for couple with a sense of humor: the Control Your Man and Control your Woman talking remotes. The Control your woman one says things like: “Zip it!” and “Hand over the credit cards” and the control your man remote offers some gems like “The queen speaketh!” and “Whoa, ever hear of foreplay?” This site also offers risqué items like this soap and the sculpta sutra! How on earth do they think these up!
I can’t see as I type this, I am wiping my eyes from laughing so mu
ch! This self confessed stupid site has so much stupidity I am still chuckling! They have unbelievable stuff like toilet bowl lip gloss ($1.99) instant gay accent spray ($4.99), the Tiki tissue box holder (tissues come out of the nose) and endless other wackiness!
Then this item is meant to discreetly drown out any din you make in the bathroom. For $29.95 no one need know what you are up to in the loo!
Then there is the 24 Carat gold lollipop and yes it is edible and champagne flavored to boot! Why would you eat one or even want one? I can’t answer that one. If you are interested it will cost you £3.75.
Which one is your favorite from among all of these? I really cannot decide what to gift him! Please help me choose through your comments.
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I usually don’t go for the corny stuff, but a Hillary Clinton nutcracker? That’s something I gotta have.
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